As a newly enrolled healthcare student at Barts and The London, there are several topics you must learn to form your foundation of medical science.
All in Satire
Agony Plant - Bea Greene
“I want some new plants to put in my flat, but I have never owned one and don’t know where to start. I want something that will survive being left for while I travel home.” - Sam Bloom
Safe Travels to Dr Nimesh Patel!
A Tribute to Dr Nimesh Patel
PM pushes for Breech while Brussels Bamboozled by his Brilliance
Boris Johnson, the current Prime Minister whose living it up in an antique four-bedroom suite in one of London’s most exclusive gated communities, at the taxpayer’s expense, has proclaimed in grand imperial fashion, “Screw the rules, I have a hard on for making bad decisions” .
A Modern Day Churchill for a Modern Day War
As an NHS doctor on the front line, the prospect of facing an indefinite Coronavirus crisis is one that fills me with terror. I have already seen colleague and patient alike succumb to this new threat, and have had many harrowing conversations with patients and their relatives. Fortunately, throughout the ongoing crisis, there has been one warm fuzzy comfort blanket for all us NHS workers in the country, and that is our delightful Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, and his Conservative Government already overdelivering on their promises.
How to make a Quarantini and other useful tips
Coronavirus got you down? Twiddling your thumbs at home wondering how on earth you can possibly complete Uni work when the world has gone mad? Well, we’ve got you covered here at the Circadian - here’s a handy list of pandemic themed things to do at home that may help you regain the sense of having any control over your life (although probably not).
Prof. Wanthony Arrens Exposed?
Barts and The London School of Medicine and Dentistry has been left in a state of what can only be described as mild crisis, as it was revealed that none other than Dean for Students, Professor Wanthony Arrens was at the centre of a massive anti-vaxxer network based here at Barts and The London.
Feeling Safer Already?
Queen Mary University of London have placed safety at the top of their list of things to do when they find the time (but they’re really busy right now). University leadership have brought in world-renowned security expert, Macaulay Culkin, who has drafted a set of measures which are set to roll out over the Christmas period.
Following recent issues with Medicine in Society, in which there were not enough placements for students, and with medical places continuing to expand aggressively, the Medical School has begun to trial a new initiative in which students are instead placed on a ‘Virtual MedSoc’.
A leaked email chain from within the University reveals that the executive leadership are becoming increasingly concerned that BL sports clubs and societies are in fact poorly disguised cults designed to worship at the shrine of “The Old Logo”